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starbuckers:

splantamello:

starbuckers:

Look at this house we found by the river today

That’s a murder scene not a house

Look at this murder scene we found inside a house today

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icy-mischief:

small-potato-of-defiance:

Odin and Loki on Jane.

Isn’t it interesting that Odin says, in effect, “don’t attach yourself to humans because their mortality makes them unworthy” while Loki says “don’t attach yourself to humans because their mortality will cause you pain”.

YES 

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weareallfromearth:

transtrendsetter:

spacedyke:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scary
They

  • use tools
  • Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
  • Have huge brains for birds
  • like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
  • They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
  • they are scary smart at solving puzzles
  • some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
  • they can remember faces
  • SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
  • They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
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The experiment goes further than that - the KIDS of the PARENTS WHO SAW THE CREEPY DOUCHEBAG MASKED GUY

THE KIDS

FLIPPED THEIR SHIT

AT THE MASKED DUDE. BUT NOT WHEN HE WASN’T LOOKING LIKE MASKED CREEPY DUDE. 

THEY FUCKING PASSED THAT INFORMATION ON TO THEIR CHILDREN

CROWS ARE AWESOME I WANNA HANG OUT W/ CROWS

Ages ago someone on the internet told me my Patronus was a crow and I have clung to that knowledge far more than is rational.

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coelasquid:

stardusted:

Aussie Builders surprise public with loud empowering statements in new Snickers Australia Ad.

I wonder how many people actually bothered watching the ad

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Eat snickers, prevent yourself from unwittingly respecting women.

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thesquirrelisonfire:

positivebeatsthenegative:

cardiocutie:

Guys you don’t understand how awesome this is. This pattern happens everywhere. It happens on flowers and pinecones absolutely vegetables, it happens all around you. If you don’t think that’s like the realist shit ever i don’t understand you.It’s insane how the universe is literally full of beauty to the point that we can’t even see some of it. Beautiful down to the way it moves.

this is so cool

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notyourstandardops:

fuckyou-fuckme-fuckit:

disneygirlxx:

martin-munster:

munchflower:

When my daughter first showed signs of hating herself, I got out photoshop. We went and found an image of her choosing, of a woman. I spent the next two hours showing her just how easy it was to alter this woman. I changed her hair, whitened her teeth, made her thinner. I erased her blemishes and even made her taller while my daughter sat there aghast. At the end of it she loudly said - ” THAT’S NOT FAIR!” 

I told her that damn near every image she saw of people in magazines, on television, etc, was altered like this, and that she should never compare herself to that, because even supermodels don’t look like supermodels. 

I wish I could do that for every child. I wish it was a mandatory class in school.

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I AM SHOWING THIS TO EVERYONE 

I SAW THIS IN CLASS BEFORE. THE TEACHER WAS ALL LIKE ”please, never compare yourself to people you see in magazines. They’re always altered. It’s as easy as that.” I ALMOST STOOD UP AND YELLED ”AMEN, MISS. AMEN.”

France want’s to put a health warning on images like these

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loveintheshadowsistheonlykind:

thebakerstreetboyz:

riesshistoria:

what will surely be the downfall of evolutionism (part one)

I’m choking

literally weak with laughter omg

oh god

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paulwelsey:

tellthemwhoiwillbe:

While you wait for the waiter, 

in that moment

do you not become the waiter

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outsidethepanopticon:

10thdoctors-companion:

I fear for whoever runs the Night Vale twitter

I love whoever runs the Night Vale twitter

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khaleesi-mother-of-fandoms:

socialismartnature:

This sculpture by Issac Cordal in Berlin is called “Politicians discussing global warming.”

Necessary shots fired

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imagine-dragonlords:

high-functioning-sociopaths:

kingdom-of-bromance:

pataookami:

onceandfuturekimli:

asylumofoswinoswald:

I made a thing.

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I died.

'it's like a gay medieval community?' yes that's it that's camelot

"sherlock’s little brother"

"helps arthur when he pretends to be straight"

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skulls-and-tea:

particularscarf:

thescienceofjohnlock:

vaginal-diabetus:

deducingbbcsherlock:

"Can’t two guys just have a close, platonic love/friendship?"

I’m so sick of hearing this question. As if books, shows, and films are flooded with homosexual relationships and why can’t we just have a male friendship story for once, when in reality we live in a world of bromances and queerbaiting and it’s about time someone did something different.

I’m not saying Johnlock is definitely endgame. Personally, I believe/hope it is, but I can’t predict what the writers will do. But if you think the idea of these two characters realizing that they have romantic and/or sexual feelings for one another is a joke, we have a serious problem.

Let’s recap where we are here at the start of His Last Vow. Sherlock and John have acknowledged that they are one another’s best friends, and that they love one another. Up until the wedding, they had several months of solving cases together. Sherlock had his best friend and blogger. John had his best friend, all the crime and danger a growing boy needs, and he was engaged to the woman he loved. Things couldn’t have been better for either of them. 

Yet Sherlock leaves the reception early and they don’t speak for a month.

So here’s John, lying in bed with his pregnant wife, dreaming of the war he misses (the exact dream he had in the pilot, this is called regression). And then the war fades, and Sherlock walks into his head. Ask him if he wants to see some more. Oh god, yes. (I know I know, he’s talking about “the game.” Good thing subtext isn’t a thing that exists and writers aren’t well aware of how and when they use it.)

John throws off his wife’s hand off and sits up, Sherlock’s face still clear in his mind. 

John loves Mary. John is happy they are expecting a baby. John hasn’t seen his best friend in a few weeks (I’m not counting the honeymoon, it’s not like he expected to spend time with him then). So could someone please tell me how to interpret this scene in any way other than John needs/wants something from Sherlock that he is not getting. Could someone please tell me how this opening scene is indicative of a strong platonic friendship. 

Because I’ve got news for you. Sherlock and John’s superstrong friendship was established loud and clear in TSoT, to the audience and to one another. Up until Sherlock makes his vow during the reception, that episode showed us two characters with everything they could want. Sherlock has friends now, and a best friend to solve crimes with. John has Sherlock back, and after all his failed relationships back in season one, he’s marrying a fantastic woman that gets along great with Sherlock (and that’s certainly a first).

But neither are happy at the start of HLV. And there are no more relationship revelations for these two to have except for THE one.

I find it funny that I get anon hate on my johnlock metas saying I’m “trying too hard” or coming up with “tortured metaphors” when I’d have to work so, so much harder to come up with any other interpretation of this show.

Just think if you’re watching a programme, and say…  A heterosexual couple is lying in bed.  The man is asleep with his wife’s hand on top of his, but we see inside of his dream and he’s dreaming of another woman.  (John isn’t having a nightmare about war and danger, and Sherlock.  He’s dreaming about it.) The man is startled by the intensity of the dream and becomes conscious, throwing his wife’s hand off pf his as he continues to see the face of the woman from his dream.  He’s obviously emotionally compromised by the dream, breathing hard and seems to be looking for her even after the dream has ended.  The majority of people watching that would say that the man is having romantic feelings for the dream-woman, he throws off his wife’s hand because he either A) feels guilty, or B) the hand on him is not the hand he wants.

I think people have a difficult time seeing the pretty obvious subtext (honestly, it’s a lot less subtext and a lot more blatant text..) because they can’t seem to break out of the heteronormative perspective.  For those people I say go back and look at some of these scenes between John and Sherlock, and in your mind, switch one of their genders to female.  Tell me how platonic stag do night up in their chairs is, tell me how platonic the endless eye-fuck is.  

It’s not reaching, reading the subtext, especially in this scene.  

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It goes all the way back to ASiP. We *all* know what would have happened in the 221B hallway had one of them been female; what the natural, logical next sequence of events would be.

Giggles taper off, protracted mutual stare, then someone is shoved against the wall with someone else’s tongue down their throat.

Moftiss, film this scene already.

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